Panties, Alice, and Wild Game!

The wonderful guy I am seeing loves to go hunting and has a ton of wild game in his freezer!So, I get to cook my little heart out!! Yay! On the same note,, I have this underwear fetish! Most women love shoes or purses, but no I love underwear! And since I got off of my note...back on track! LOL! This wonderful man is taking care of his Dad's dog, Charlie. Who has an unerwear fetish of his own! Only it's not in admiring how cute they are, but in atng the crotch out of them! Disgusting!!! And he has chomped on TWO of them already!!

To get off the subject of crotch eating, last Sunday Mr. Wonderful took me out for sushi(which I love!) and then to a movie! We saw "Alice in Wonderland" and I loved it! One thing from the movie I thought would be fun to do everyday is to think of six impossible things for that day!

I'm a Dork!

It's funny how much you can like certain things! I remember watching "Star Wars" with my dad for the first time when I was really young! My parents like the movies but would get tired of watching them, but me on the other hand would have a day of Star Wars!! I used to go over to my Grandpas house and beg to borrow his movies!! I guess you could call it my first love!LOL But I never became one of those people that would go to the conventions and have the costumes in my closet. But good ol' Harrison was one of my fav's. He was always so sexy!!HEHE If he could be my Han Solo, hell yeah I would put on a costume!!

Valentines, daycare and Daddy!

So, I decided about a month ago that I needed some more projects to do! Well, instead of doing something to my house, like I usually do. I Decided to pick the worst holiday ever and host a party at the resturant I work at to bring in more customers. So, I have procrastinated and now have over fifty party favors to make and have to come up with questions to one of the games I decided we should play. And I don't hate Valentines completely! My dad was the sweetest man ever and would buy my sister and I a carnation and chocolate every year until I turned 16. But I do think it is a day better spent with a bottle of patron than a bunch of people forced to think they are really in love with each other! And that is how I got the nick name pirate last year!!(Not one of my finer moments!) And to top that all off, my mom decided to go visit her uncle and I can't find a babysitter after 5pm so my dad said that he would do it. But he asked me tonight, "What if he poops?" What do you say to that without loosing the only willing person to babysit? So, I say, "Well I guess you can call someone over to clean him or maybe do it yourself?" and he starts gaging! Tomorrow will be a fun night!!! If only I could video tape the whole event!! LOL But on a happy note!!!!!!! I took Gunnar to daycare today and the lip stayed put(that means it did not stick out so far that I thought it could hit the ground) and he was happy!! He did not even acknowledge me once he was in that door!! Afterwards I was kind of thinking to myself, "Should I be happy or sad about that?" But I Dont care! My Little man was Happy!!! And then on an even happier note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am officially Divorced!! After two years I am finally free!! So, Who ever is around here( and here I mean in the boondocks!) I am going out and I am painting the town red!! After my horrible Valentines day Party on Saturday!! Party! Party! Party!

LOL!

Vlog!!!

Ok! So, I decided to vlog and it shows you just what a dork I am! Don't jugde me to harshly!!LOL

Mommy Knows...

This is inspired by Mama Kat at mama's losin it! She asked us to list 10 things that You didn't know before you were a mom.

10. When a baby cries you instinctively want to go to it! The other day I was in the waitress station and I was talking to Kelsey. We heard a baby start to cry and in the middle of our conversation I started to dash over there until I realized it wasn't my kid and the mother was with it. I went back to Kelsey and she just started laughing at me.

9. Throw up and boogers can be projected across the room! Yuck!!

8. What can be put in a baby's mouth will be there if not watched.

7. I always said my kid would never ever through a fit, because he wouldn't be spoiled. Yeah...that isn't true of any kid!!! My kid throws fits just to see my reaction!! Never say never!

6. If you didn't think something could break, just put it in the hands of a child!

5. Knowing you have the work of twenty to get done before a certain time and also knowing you only have the help of yourself to do it!

4. There favorite thing can not be replaced with something else!!

3. If you put it up high and you think they can't get to it. Think again!!

2. They will always find a way to amaze you!

1. No matter how much your child makes you mad they can make you heart melt with just a touch or a smile!

You would think I would be Used to it!

It's funny since I separated from my ex husband I have dated a few guys and they all do the same thing. You would think I would get used to it! I don't understand why men can't be considerate enough to just tell you it's over rather than just lead you on. The bad thing is he promised no games. Shame on me I guess for thinking anything different could happen!